Math & Potato Salad

I walked into an apartment in a 2-story brick building to find Rosanna Arquette sitting at a kitchen table. She made it clear she wanted to kill me. We started to fight and I wrestled her to the ground. I grabbed a bowl of potato salad that was on the kitchen counter. I started to stuff the potato salad in her mouth and nose, in an attempt to choke her. I then started to shove the potato salad into her “hoo-hah.”

A man on the street that was passing by one of the windows and saw what I was doing. That man was sent there to kill both of us. At that point, Rosanna and I realized that we had to work together to stay alive. The man started coming up the back stairwell. We started running through the apartment building. I ran into a room that tall dresser with a pillow on top of it and closed the door. Then someone handed me a math test. I had to take the test or be killed. I was frustrated as math is not my best subject. I started doing the problems, but was taking a very long time. I couldn't comprehend the problems. I then figured out that the answers were previously on the test, but had been erased. I simply had to carefully rub the pencil lead against the sheet of paper so the answer would be visible. A calculator then appeared in my hand. The door opened and someone let in a stupid little yappy dog.